After months of preparation (OK, a long night at their local laundromat), SpeedFreaks lay waste to their 2004 Speed Channel format.  Now, on Saturday nights at midnight Eastern and 9:00 p.m. Pacific, it's the Freaks Night Out on Speed Channel.   They have concocted a remedy of rhymes so flirtin' that Cab Calloway would take a step back and say, Whaddya say, gate? Are you in the know, or are you a solid bringer-downer?

Yea, exactly!

"Again, whoever writes these damn press releases for the Freaks took one too many hits off John Force's burnouts," says funkified and SpeedFreaks President Kenny Sargent.  "Allow me to translate for those not hep to jive:

SpeedFreaks' radio show is already second to none.  So we committed ourselves… hmmm, or was that mom who wanted to commit me?...

Anyway, we made a semi-conscious effort to ratchet-up the television version of SpeedFreaks for our new season on Speed Channel. We still have the anchor in our Pits but like a good jackman, the Freakin' Pit Crew is set to pump this motha up!"

The Freaks' Lugg Nuttz chimes in, "Our first show's guest lineup is a Who's Freakin' Who with NHRA's Scotty Kalitta and David Grubnic, NASCAR's Tony Stewart and Bobby Hamilton Jr., and Supercross' James 'Bubba' Stewart and Kevin Windham.  Dinner anyone?  We season it with The Great Freaks Thong Experiment, a tasty Statt Mann Scatt, and ladies and gentlemen, the Freak Nation is served!"

After the Freaks' Freestyle on Speed Channel, you can get the full two hour Sunday night radio show replay the night after with guests like Speed Channel's Two Wheel Tuesday host Greg White and Grave Digger Monster Truck legend Dennis Anderson.  Just log on to www.SpeedFreaks.TV for more infreakmation.

SpeedFreaks with Kenny Sargent, Lugg Nuttz, Statt Mann Caruthers and Crash Gladys continues to own the title of the country's largest motorsports radio show.  They can be heard every Sunday Night on the Freak Radio Network at 7 p.m. PST.  The FRN houses over 80 radio stations across the United States including Los Angeles, San Francisco, Dallas-Ft. Worth, Indianapolis, Detroit, Seattle, Portland, Ft. Lauderdale, Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Phoenix, West Palm, Albuquerque, Charleston, Reno, Bakersfield, Hampton, etc.  For an additional SpeedFreaks affiliate listing, log on to http://www.speedfreaks.tv/landing_pages/2,3.html

Additional live coverage can be heard on the Internet at http://www.SportsByline.com, the Armed Forces Network and on Sirius Satellite Radio's channel 122, via Sports Byline USA.

Plus - SpeedFreaks can also be heard every Saturday live from 4 to 6 PM (EST) on the Freak Radio Network and Sirius Satellite Radio 125.